"Lifegevity," the concept of optimizing health and function to "square off" the geriatric curve of aging, is a natural fit for the vitalistic, whole-person approach of chiropractic. To combat the structural collapse caused by gravity and age, chiropractors can guide patients through a progression of care focused on functional movement. This algorithm begins with establishing proper sagittal plane alignment, which can be reinforced using a low-intensity vibration plate. From there, care progresses to dynamic activities like the "get-up-and-go" test to improve speed and agility, and the deep squat to enhance mobility, strength, and postural control. The article also emphasizes the importance of agility drills for fall prevention, cardiovascular exercise to reduce mortality risk, and resistance training, including something as simple as grip strength, to maintain resilience. This comprehensive approach creates vast systemic benefits beyond musculoskeletal health, improving cardiovascular function, reducing insulin resistance, and boosting overall quality of life. Lifegevity is not a single technique but an ongoing process, positioning a chiropractic lifestyle as the solution for patients who desire to age well and maintain their vitality.